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Distorted View Daily

Man Impregnates Mailbox

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: I’ve got another best of show for your Friday morning. I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Stay tuned and Enjoy! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow

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0:00.0

Alright, Afreaks Tim back here to introduce a best-of-show for your Friday.

0:06.2

Ooh, and I found a real good one.

0:08.8

Let me first say that there is going to be a new episode of D.V., it'll just be posted

0:13.9

a little bit later today.

0:15.6

We sometimes do that on Thursdays or Fridays.

0:18.9

Be on the lookout for fresh, distorted view daily a little bit later today, but now sit

0:23.2

back and enjoy this classic episode.

0:25.9

It was originally posted in 2015, and it was an extended episode, which meant SciShow

0:31.7

Freaks got, you know, 15-20 minutes of bonus content.

0:35.8

That's the version I'm going to play for you today.

0:38.1

That's right, I'm giving you Freaks a little taste of the good life.

0:41.7

What it's like to be a SciShow member.

0:44.3

On this particular episode of D.V., from 2015, oh, it's got everything, it's got the

0:48.9

SHIT OUT, porn director.

0:51.1

Ooh, he's extra nasty in this episode.

0:54.6

And then during the voicemail segment, there's a classic call from an angry woman who thinks

1:00.8

I am a pedophile.

1:02.7

Confused and bemused by this woman's voicemail, I decide to give her a call and have a chat

1:08.6

with not only her, but her husband.

1:11.1

It quickly devolves in the most distorted view way possible.

1:14.9

Enjoy this episode from 2015, and I will see you Freaks later today.

1:18.6

It's created problems in the family.

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