Teaching in the Time of Coronavirus | Taraji P. Henson
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2020
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Now! |
| 0:04.7 | Hey, what's going on everybody? |
| 0:07.0 | Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distance and Show. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm Trevor Noah and it is now day 66 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread |
| 0:17.0 | of the coronavirus. |
| 0:18.3 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:20.6 | People around the country are beginning to emerge from quarantine for the first time in months. |
| 0:25.9 | So just remember that when you're talking to someone in person and you want to change |
| 0:30.8 | your background, that means you have to physically move to another location. |
| 0:35.2 | Anyway, on tonight's episode, we take a look at teaching in the time of Corona. |
| 0:38.9 | Michael Costa faces death and Aunt Becky gets a full scholarship to prison. |
| 0:45.0 | So let's get into it. |
| 0:46.0 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show. |
| 0:50.2 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:54.8 | This is the Daily Social Distance and Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:58.2 | Here's an edition. |
| 1:00.8 | You know when I'm feeling down, nothing makes me happier than hearing some good news. |
| 1:05.6 | Also, Prozac works. |
| 1:07.2 | But since the state says I'm no longer allowed to write prescriptions because I'm not qualified, |
| 1:13.5 | here's our good news for you and our ongoing segments, Array of Sunshine. |
| 1:23.3 | Let's kick it off with weed. |
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