Trevor Dives Into the Face Mask Debate | Jose Antonio Vargas & Chris Paul
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:03.7 | Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm Trevor Noah and it is now day 65 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread |
| 0:15.4 | of coronavirus. |
| 0:16.4 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:18.8 | A lot of people have been spending their time at home doing some sort of spring cleaning. |
| 0:22.7 | Here's a quick reminder. |
| 0:24.6 | Eventually, you will wear pants again so make sure you keep at least a couple pairs. |
| 0:29.6 | Don't make my mistakes. |
| 0:30.6 | Anyway, on tonight's episode, we solved the mosque problem forever. |
| 0:33.7 | There's a new universe you can escape to and Mike Pompeo is sending you his dinner check. |
| 0:40.2 | So let's get into it. |
| 0:41.5 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:45.6 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:50.1 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:53.7 | Here's a dish. |
| 0:56.6 | Right now, if you want good news, you've got to search pretty hard for it. |
| 1:00.6 | It's kind of like one of those, where's Waldo puzzles? |
| 1:05.0 | By the way, why are we trying to find Waldo? |
| 1:07.8 | What did he do? |
| 1:08.8 | Did he murder someone? |
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