Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know…
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 🎵 Musical Moments: 🧴 Also in this Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 📢 Programming Note: 🚗 Tim’s heading to Ashtabula, so Monday will feature a Best Of episode. New content will drop later in the day—stay tuned! 💸 Support the Show: 📬 Mailbag & Contact:✉️ [email protected]📬 P.O. Box 36268, Cincinnati, OH 45236📞 Voicemail: […]
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| 0:24.4 | What's a Jewel? Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, May 16th, 2020. Coming up on the program today, when your nickname at work is Mr. Pedophile, they might be on to you. Plus, what's up with all these queer pharmacists trying to push girly gel caps on you? |
| 0:40.5 | Real men only take tablets. |
| 0:42.7 | And the dating app that really wants you to smash. |
| 0:49.1 | Satan, you lost, lost, lost. |
| 0:51.7 | Because Jesus whipped you at the cross, cross, cross, you're defeated, Satan. |
| 0:56.5 | You've been beaten, beaten, beaten, because of the Lord your lunch was eaten, eaten, eaten, and when you feel the temptation of the devil. |
| 1:04.2 | Try not to let yourself get worried and disheveled. |
| 1:07.5 | Remindled Satan that he has been defeated. |
| 1:10.5 | Because God's work at Calvary has been completed |
| 1:13.1 | You're defeated Satan might as well cry cry because of Calvary you were hung out too dry |
| 1:19.9 | Admitted Satan your ticket's been punched because of Galgotha you were crunched crunched |
| 1:25.6 | And when you feel the temptation |
| 1:27.5 | of the devil, try not to let yourself get worried and disheveled, reminded Satan that he has |
| 1:34.0 | been defeated, because God's work at Calgary has been completed. |
| 1:38.7 | It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson. |
| 1:42.6 | Look, he fucking nutting on my fucking leg. |
| 1:46.1 | You're going to help me? |
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