Hello, beautiful freaks.

Timothy James Henson back here to introduce a best of show to kick off the week.

This should not come as a surprise to anyone who's been paying attention.

We talked about this extensively last week.

Tell me you remember me saying Monday's podcast was going to be a best of show.

You do this all the time.

You don't pay any attention.

It's like, in one ear, out the other.

You just sit there in front of the television,

nodding your head, pretending to pay attention to me.

I want to see a couple's therapist.

This has gone on long enough.

My needs are not being met, both outside of the bedroom and inside.

You don't even touch me anymore.

And when you do touch me, it's that annoying thing where you're like pinching the tip of my dick real hard.

It's like, what's up with that?

Who likes that?

That's not a nice touch.

I really am starting to think you hate me. That's it, isn't it? You can't stand me.

Well, we are going to talk about this later today when I post a mini program for everyone.

See what I did there? Explaining when the next show's going to be posted. It's all part of the bit. It's good stuff.

Yes, I'm doing a mini program for everyone. Later today, it'll be posted right here on the feed.

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