Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 🧙‍♂️ Plus: 🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com! 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:06 My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun 05:49:13 Woman Drives Through Street Fair 09:43:24 Idiot Child Gets Locked […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, May 14th, 2025 coming up on the program today when your only disability is failing to have any level of basic hygiene.
0:09.8	Plus, Amazon is now delivering piles of excrement to your front door and mulling down people on a parade route, GTA5 style.
0:17.8	All this, push your voicemails today on TV.
0:23.6	Welcome to Practical Romanian.
0:26.2	Learn useful words and phrases for your trip abroad.
0:29.8	Lesson 13.
0:31.2	On the road.
0:32.7	Level.
0:33.4	Beginner.
0:34.7	In which direction is the restaurant?
0:37.2	In which direction is the diner located?
0:42.3	And returially
0:43.1	pantofilor me demerce
0:45.0	has rupt.
0:46.6	The laces on my walking shoes have broken.
0:50.0	Persan in
0:51.3	coutary of condimentului
0:53.7	cardamom
0:54.9	for the
0:55.8	placinta
0:56.5	funerara
0:57.6	of munich
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