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Three Bean Salad

Tea

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

To Ben’s horror, the theme this week, thanks to Dedan-Jah Jonker the rheumatic Dutchman, is his bête noire: tea. To make things worse for poor, sweet, bean-machine laden Ben, this episode also finds him forced to confront his most recent near death experience at the hands of a certain type of central European bastard the guide books don’t warn you about.

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0:00.0

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0:39.2

Henry, yes. Should we start by talking about the the elephant's cataract in the room?

0:46.9

Yeah, your face looks like it's been completely margarine.

0:49.6

I am suffering from heavy, heavy visual grease again. It's come back.

1:02.5

I can see clearly from the video screen that Zoom is presenting of me, of what looks like me,

1:08.4

but just sort of swamped in oil. It looks like a heavy sort of heavy fish oil, I'd say,

1:15.4

a kind of omega-rich sort of possibly a mackerel oil, I'd say.

1:19.5

Oh, brilliant in the diet. Let's go on a Zoom call.

1:22.5

Yeah. You look like a bit in a movie where someone who's been trapped in an alternative dimension

1:27.7

is trying to get through but can't quite. And he's trying to tell our hero what they need to do,

1:32.8

screaming their way out of the netherworld.

1:34.9

Yes. Sorry about that. This has happened before, hasn't it?

1:40.0

I want some, every couple of years or so, I'll try to go viral with the tweet.

1:48.2

And a couple of years ago, I just said a photo of lots of cutlery. It was on Christmas day.

1:56.0

Because you saw there was a gap in the market. You thought what are people not tweeting about?

2:01.0

Exactly. You've got to look for the gaps, Mike. So I tweeted a photo of lots of cutlery.

2:08.0

No, just it was amazingly amount of cutlery. I'd produced, not produced, but had,

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