Oh it's hot, it's hot man, it's a sculpture, isn't it?

Oh hot, hot, hot in the city. Nothing to do but shave your dog, really.

We've got to shave it. Shave it smooth, shave it smooth,

shave everyone in the house smooth. And then we've a fan out of it,

we've a fan out of all that family. Yeah, a weft fan, yeah.

Yeah, a family weft fan. For the best. London is insane today.

Is it? I mean, this town, when it's super hot, it's super crazy.

I mean, people, people crotchety. There's so much crotchet going on.

There's bin men just screaming, screaming at each other.

Pouring hot rubbish on each other. Pouring hot rubbish on each other.

There's people just leaping, whole family just leaping into the,

into the rubbish grinders, praying for a swift end.

So I want to start streaming outside, so we have to shut the window.

Oh, that's cool. I might die.

So people will start randomly streaming, because again, he'll think I need to cool the bushes.

I need to cool down the bushes, but the bushes have got a big day tomorrow being

bushes. People are shaving their carpets, anything with hair or with hair or

or fibres sprouting from it is being shaved down. Tonsured.

There are actually charities on the street shaving the rats and mice, aren't they?

That's right. Wonderful work those people do.

They didn't get any thanks for it.

And then there's a question, what do you do with all that hair?

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