The Precap | Jordan Klepper on Good Dogs, A Movie Premiere, and Trump's Monument Obsession
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Ninja Lux Cafe, the three-in-one machine that makes espresso, drip coffee, and cold brew. |
| 0:07.4 | No barista skills required. |
| 0:10.3 | You're listening to Comedy Central. Hello and welcome to the pre-cap, a daily show podcast where we sit down with this week's host to preview what's coming up and recap some of the latest news. |
| 0:35.4 | I'm Zach Delando. |
| 0:37.1 | I'm Zach Delanzo. That's what you stumble over? Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm playing the character of Zach Delance. Right, yep. And I'm right at the show, and I'm joined by Jordan Klepper. If you couldn't recognize his voice, chiming in there. Yeah, that's the dulcet tones. Yeah, how's it going, Klepper? I'm doing good. I'm excited about the big week. Yeah, you had a big week. You were at the Melania premiere in DC at the Trump Kennedy Center, as it goes by now. It feels weird to say it, right? It's funny, if you go there, it says Donald Trump, John of Kennedy Center on the outside. |
| 1:13.6 | Yeah. as it goes by now. It feels weird to say it, right? It's funny, if you go there, it says Donald Trump, John of Kennedy Center on the outside, which it's not until you gaze on that giant, beautiful, marble wall to see just how ridiculous |
| 1:19.6 | it is to have two people's names on top of the center. |
| 1:23.6 | And then you look at all of the other signage around that area. |
| 1:28.5 | Like there's vans that take people to and from. None of them have the Trump on it. It's so Trumpy and in nature that it's like just slap that name up there. It's like, do we need to fix all the other things? Like, ah, it doesn't matter. As long as I get my picture at this thing, it's fine. Well, that was with like them wanting to rename the Department of Defense, the Department of War. |
| 1:47.6 | It's actually like... it doesn't matter. As long as I get my picture at this thing, it's fine. Well, that was with, like, them |
| 1:44.2 | wanting to rename the Department |
| 1:45.9 | of Defense, the Department of War. It's actually like, requires billions of dollars to, like, print new business cards or whatever. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. The Department of War has business cards, but like all, like, there's no much signage that needs. Bob's by the Department of War. |
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| 2:03.3 | We would love to grab the Department of War. Call us if you have any issues. |
| 2:01.9 | Yeah. |
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| 2:03.3 | We would love to grab a cup of coffee. |
| 2:05.0 | Yeah, any feedback is great. |
| 2:06.3 | We'll be around. We'd love to just grab some. Just, just, let's get a chinwag. After you guys, I'll rebuild this area here. I remember when I first started working here, it was like, you got a box of business cards, and you felt very cool. |
| 2:17.8 | And at the time, business cards, and you felt very cool. |
| 2:17.8 | And at the time, business cards were still a thing, but then I think I still have once in my |
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