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In America, our own young people are taking up a similarly passionate cause.

Yes, America's youth have rallied around the noble flag of the new Star Wars movie.

Episode one, the fandom menace.

It is a period of nerdy anticipation. Teens with rebellious acne. the new Star Wars movie. Episode 1, the Fandom Menace.

It is a period of nerdy anticipation.

Teens with rebellious acne striking from hidden pores

have begun their first battle against the evil galactic empire,

boys who girls like.

Let's hear from someone who's taken up the cause.

You to man, Yoda man.

I'll see this movie most likely six times in one day.

The very first showing being the midnight show,

and after that the noon show, the 4 p.m. show, the 7 p.m. show, the 10 p.m. show,

and the midnight show the next day.

He reportedly added, after that, I'll go home.

Be treated for scabies and bury my dog.

In case you've been frozen in carbonite for the last six months, the new Star Wars movie, Episode 1,

The Phantom Menace, opens next Wednesday. We sent our own Vance Degeneres to Manus to

Man's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, where fans have been waiting in line for six weeks. Vance will be

living with them until the movie opens. So here it is our Star Wars, the obligatory coverage.

That's actually the ending.

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