After the Cut - 2025 Part 1
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
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🗓️ 3 May 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:07.5 | So I made a bet with a gentleman by the name of Jalen Brunson. |
| 0:13.9 | He's a basketball player for the, we call him the New York Knickerbockers. |
| 0:17.2 | He's a point guard for our New York Negro Biders. |
| 0:20.3 | He and I made a bet about two months ago. |
| 0:23.3 | His bet was if the New York Giants lose to the Philadelphia Eagles in the regular season, |
| 0:28.2 | I have to wear a Sequin Berkeley Eagles jersey to Madison Square Garden. |
| 0:33.9 | I accepted this bet, even though this bet is in inevitability. |
| 0:39.8 | Like, the Giants suck. |
| 0:43.7 | Like, the Giants won three games this year, and the Eagles earned the Super Bowl. |
| 0:48.1 | And it's not like that surprised me. |
| 0:50.4 | It didn't sneak up on me. |
| 0:51.5 | Like, when he asked me, I was thinking in my head, like, but the giants suck. But I didn't say, like, give me points. I just went like, okay. |
| 1:00.2 | And so Saturday night, this Saturday night, I went to the Knicks game in a Sequin-Barkley |
| 1:08.2 | Eagles jersey and an Eagles bucket hat. |
| 1:12.6 | And I was in my home arena booed relentlessly. |
| 1:21.6 | And by the way, like not just in the arena, on the street, |
| 1:26.6 | like walking by pretzel guys who were like, |
| 1:29.3 | you fucking chug! |
| 1:33.1 | So that was my weekend. |
| 1:34.6 | So good luck in the Super Bowl. |
| 1:41.7 | No question over here in the back? |
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