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🗓️ 5 May 2025
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Time for the best holiday no one in America actually knows the meaning of! Grab a margarita, put on a culturally insensitive hat, and spend this Cinco de Mayo with Jon Stewart and The Daily Show.
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:07.9 | Besides all of the problems that we were discussing in the first act, |
0:12.1 | the country is also facing a tremendous amount of immigration issues. |
0:15.9 | How realistic are the proposed solutions? |
0:18.9 | Jason Jones filed this report. |
0:21.0 | Arizona's new immigration law |
0:22.8 | requires police to question anyone |
0:24.9 | they reasonably suspect of being an illegal immigrant. |
0:28.5 | But how exactly do you spot illegals? |
0:31.4 | I went out on May 5th to find out. |
0:33.9 | What would you think constitutes reasonable suspicion? |
0:37.3 | Reasonable suspicion, I would say if they don't speak English. |
0:41.3 | It means a little bit of this, a little bit of corona. |
0:45.3 | Perception. Perception. |
0:47.3 | So what would you perceive in the legal immigrants to look like? |
0:50.3 | I don't know. |
0:52.3 | Maybe they'd be wearing sombreros, or drinking, or eating spicy food, or speaking broken |
1:00.5 | English. |
1:01.5 | Drinking for a single day drink out. |
1:04.0 | Oh my God, suspicious behavior was everywhere. |
1:08.8 | But how do you go about determining who is illegal? |
1:11.6 | So what's your name, Umbri? Rich. |
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