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Since October,

Since October, 52,000 unaccompanied children have been picked up trying to cross into the U.S.

What's driving these people north is crippling poverty and out of control violence in places

like Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador.

Wow, there are kids in trouble.

You know what?

I was always taught by my parents to follow the golden rule.

Whenever you see a kid in trouble, yell at them in a language they don't understand.

Go home!

Not our kids!

You got our problem!

Obama likes him so much, let him stay at the White House.

That is an interesting suggestion.

Although a grown man inviting thousands of kids to his house gives off a little bit of a Neverland Ranch vibe.

All right, so look, it's not like these countries developed problems overnight.

Why the sudden kid-splosion?

Republicans point to the president's 2012 order that protects some children from deportation,

but that applies only

to those who enter the United States before 2007.

If I have told kids fleeing violence and poverty once, I've told them a thousand times.

Immigrant minors seeking asylum post-200 must apply at their consulate with Form N-400 in a

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