TDS Time Machine | Groundhog Day
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Celebrate Groundhog Day with The Daily Show again, and again, and again, and again...
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:04.3 | It's Groundhog Day. |
| 0:10.6 | Yeah! |
| 0:12.6 | And also, what the hell is Groundhog Day? |
| 0:16.3 | This is such a strange thing to explain to anyone who doesn't live here. |
| 0:20.1 | People pull a rodent out of the ground |
| 0:23.2 | and then ask the animal to predict the weather. |
| 0:27.2 | You know what? This is so unfair. |
| 0:29.7 | Because if Africans were doing this shit |
| 0:33.1 | and you heard that we pulled animals out of the ground, |
| 0:37.2 | how would you be judging us? |
| 0:38.4 | I mean, you realize there are villages in Africa |
| 0:40.9 | where people wear animal skin. |
| 0:43.7 | And if I try to explain that Americans use groundhogs |
| 0:47.0 | to predict the weather, |
| 0:48.9 | they'd probably be like, |
| 0:50.1 | but why not use satellite data, uh? |
| 0:54.8 | Why not? Why not? |
| 1:00.4 | And now for our continuing coverage of Groundhog Day 99. Yeha. |
| 1:16.3 | The rodent left taken. |
| 1:18.2 | Today was Groundhog Day, |
| 1:19.3 | and weathermen across the country took a break |
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