Trump Blames Plane Crash on DEI, Lewis Black on Dry January | Vince Beiser
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.8 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
| 0:10.8 | it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:14.1 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Michael Costas. |
| 0:20.6 | Thank you. Michael Costa. |
| 0:33.9 | Come on, Megan. |
| 0:36.3 | Welcome to the Dale show. |
| 0:40.9 | I'm Michael Costa. We have so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:46.7 | Trump shows he's unqualified to come for a nation. All his nominees are unqualified for their jobs, |
| 0:52.0 | and Lewis Blacks qualified to start drinking. So let's get to the latest news on the Trump administration in another edition of the second coming of Donald |
| 0:55.1 | J. Trump. |
| 1:00.1 | I'm going to come. |
| 1:08.8 | Trump's been busy these last few days, |
| 1:11.8 | signing orders, |
| 1:13.1 | reinstalling the Diet Coke button, |
| 1:15.6 | grabbing Panama by the canal, |
| 1:18.6 | but it was only a matter of time |
| 1:20.8 | until he had to start presidenting for real. |
| 1:24.0 | This morning, he held a press conference |
| 1:25.7 | to address the tragic plane crash |
| 1:27.4 | in Washington, D.C. last night. |
| 1:29.6 | And remember, one of the most important things a leader can do in a rapidly developing difficult situation is to calm people down, |
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