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I've just been riding my bike.

It's been pretty sweet.

Riding my bike in New York is amazing, too,

because you ride it on the west side bike path.

I passed this guy, and all of a sudden,

where to go, fat ass?

Yeah, I'm on drugs. It's for my prostate.

Do you really ride your bike around the city?

Oh, it's wonderful. You're a madman.

Oh, it's wonderful. It's the greatest way to get around.

All of a sudden, people think, no, that couldn't be morgue. No.

Have you seen the new, they have the new bikes, you can rent, but it's people like from Belgium that don't know the city and they don't have helmets and they're just like...

Yeah, they're like, okay, we're going to go out now, here we go.

And New Yorkers are going, get the f*** off that bike.

But I'm amazed that no one has been hurt.

They're doing wonderfully.

That really is this thing.

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