Capitol Chaos, Turkey Conspiracies, and Brittany Howard’s Soundtrack for Life
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2024
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | John Stewart here. |
| 0:00.9 | Unbelievable exciting news. |
| 0:02.2 | My new podcast, The Weekly Show. |
| 0:04.5 | We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches. |
| 0:11.3 | Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:15.9 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:22.0 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
| 0:25.9 | it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:29.2 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Lydens. |
| 0:33.6 | Thank you. Welcome to the daily show. |
| 0:50.5 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:53.9 | The Capitol bathrooms become a war zone. |
| 0:56.6 | Thanksgiving turkey is a lie and Matt Gates finishes too soon. Let's get into the headlines. |
| 1:09.2 | Let's kick things off with some breaking news. |
| 1:11.6 | If you've ever dreamed of being an attorney general, update your resume because they have an opening. |
| 1:17.6 | Major breaking news. President-elect Donald Trump's pick for attorney general is out. |
| 1:22.6 | Matt Gates says he is withdrawing his name from consideration. |
| 1:25.6 | Trump himself has put out a statement. Matt has a wonderful future. |
| 1:29.3 | I look forward to watching all of the great things that he will do. |
| 1:33.3 | Oh. |
| 1:37.3 | Do you want to watch all the great things Matt Gates will do? |
| 1:40.3 | Might I suggest downloading the Citizens' app? |
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