Hey everybody. John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show.

It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself,

TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully

obsess you in the same way that they

obsessed me the election economics earnings calls what are they talking about on these earnings calls

we're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches and i know that I listed that fourth,

but in importance, it's probably second.

I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,

but how many of them come out on Thursday?

I mean, talk about innovative.

Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.

Our next health story should be of particular interest to our teen viewers who suffer from crippling glaucoma.

For centuries, marijuana has been used as a self-prescribed remedy

for the terminal disease known as being alive.

But last week, the Supreme Court heard arguments

as to whether state initiatives permitting the drug

to be used medicinally violate federal law.

It's a case that figures to settle once and for all the legality of medical marijuana

and thereby affect the lives of no fewer than 0.001% of American marijuana smokers.

Thank you. of American marijuana smokers. The federal government maintains, however, that marijuana or, as it's known on the street,

funny pot cigarettes, is illegal, period, and has severely criticized prescribing the drug to those freewheeling, long-haired, hippie AIDS and cancer patients

just trying to score a free high off Uncle Sam.

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