TDS Time Machine | Surviving Thanksgiving and Black Friday

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 27 November 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Whether you're worried about politics or Ozempic, this Thanksgiving, Leslie Jones and Michael Kosta have got you covered. Desi Lydic, Jessica Williams, and Lewis Black cover all things Black Friday. From its inception to how Black shoppers are affected by it, and it has expanded into almost an entire week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	John Stewart here.
0:00.9	Unbelievable exciting news.
0:02.2	My new podcast, The Weekly Show.
0:04.5	We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio,
0:09.9	on sandwiches.
0:11.3	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:19.9	Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and that means getting together with family members who you might not see eye to eye with.
0:29.2	But this Thanksgiving, Leslie Jones will come to your house and politely interject when the conversation becomes political.
0:36.0	I'm just thankful that Roe v. Wade was finally overturned.
0:38.3	That's the conversation you want to start right now at this table while everybody's happy during Thanksgiving.
0:42.3	Why we're trying to be happy?
0:44.3	You know what? Have some dry-ass turkey.
0:47.3	And shut the fuck up.
0:49.3	It's insane.
0:50.3	The way I see it is your generation are all a bunch of lazy socialists.
0:57.1	Who is you calling lazy?
0:58.9	You can't even bring proper pie to Thanksgiving.
1:02.1	And stop kissing the kids in the mouth.
1:04.2	That's nasty.
1:05.5	They don't like that.
1:08.1	Plus, Leslie can help prevent annoying conversations before they even begin.
1:15.4	Try that mag of shit.
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