Hey, it's the captain of this rusty ship, Brian. And despite all of your musings, concerns,

and text messages, and probably the wishes and desires of some of the audience, Chrissy and I are

just fine. It's our spring break, and we deserve it. We're almost a thousand episodes into this

son of a bitch, and I swear on all the tolly, we've earned our break. So in the meantime,

we're running

some of our favorite recent episodes to get new listeners up to speed and to irritate the old

listeners. Anywho, Chrissy and I will be back next week. Bigger and better than ever as we

return to three new episodes each and every week for the absolute foreseeable future.

I need to pay my car off. You can see

Chrissy and I back at it live, March 31st, YouTube.com slash the commercial break at about 1 p.m. Eastern

Standard Time. Until then, enjoy this TCB, spring break classic. I did try to jog once,

but it makes the wine just jump right out of your glass.

On this episode of the commercial break.

Two for the ropes course.

Great.

I see you have the blue wristband.

That means it's only $2,99 per minute for you to do the ropes course.. And I'm like, I have the rar back. I'm roaring. I'm supposed to have the rar here. And he's like, you just get a fucking discount. And I'm like, you got to be kidding me. And he's like, well, the activities that are included are putt putt putt. And putt putt putt. and putt putt! And I'm like, I don't want to play putt putt putt. Putt's everywhere.

No one likes... or putt putt and putt putt and putt putt and putt putt and i'm like i don't want to play putt putt putt putt's

everywhere no one likes putt putt putt the next episode of the commercial break starts now

oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.

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