You know what's so damn annoying about some of you people? You care. There's nothing that drives me

more crazy in this world. It's people that care. So many of you calling and texting and texting and calling and emailing. Concerned for my well-being, I think, mainly. Because let's face it, if one of us is going to croak, it's going to be me. Chris is going to live to 110 and and I'm going to keel over eating cream and cereal next Sunday.

Any potatoes, what was I talking about?

Oh, yeah, you. You care. And so that means I have to do more work and come on here and explain to you that we're just on spring break. We may or may not have mentioned this was going to happen, but I promise you everything is fine. Chrisie and I will back on March 31st, streaming live on YouTube.com

slash the commercial break. So do yourself a favor. Run over there. Subscribe to the channel.

Make sure you got notifications on and then you'll get notified when we go live, which is usually

about 1 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Until then, I have randomly selected, and by randomly, I mean, combed through

literally hundreds of episodes to find ones I think you're going to enjoy. So here's another

TCB Spring Break classic. If you're a regular listener of the show, it's a chance to almost

laugh twice. And if you're a new listener to the show, well, what in the world are you thinking?

Your mama taught you better.

We'll see you next week.

Until then, let's start the show.

So you've loved you lost a hat some along the way.

Life gives you lots of lacks, but you're in your own way.

You take the good and the bad, but you don't ever win.

That's because God hates you

And you are full of sin

So grab your good book

And Roddy the family.

It's time for TCBTV.

That's why TTCV TV.

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