TCB Spring Break replay: Gusta!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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EP910: As the team takes Spring Break vacation. we run some of your most requested favorite episodes. Today: Gustavo returns to share his thought on Venezuelan culture, being a new USA transplant and to give his Cuna (Bryan) a hard time! TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com Insta: @thecommercialbreak Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Created by: Bryan Green Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	Miss Magic Maggie here from the House of Bliss in San Diego.
0:05.2	So this is a public service announcement.
0:07.4	I used to use tanning beds because I felt inadequate because I'm a Native American with white skin due to my druid ancestors.
0:16.7	But when I was in the tanning bed, I spread my legs so that I wouldn't have lines.
0:22.7	And now I've got two moles on my hoo-hoo on each side.
0:27.0	And so I would not suggest using tanning beds, be blissful.
0:31.2	And that's magic.
0:40.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:43.0	I was just kind of a mess.
0:47.9	And when you leave the house at 17 fucking years old, you don't know anything.
0:49.0	No, you think you do that.
0:49.6	Oh, I did.
0:51.2	Oh, yes, I did. I got this.
0:52.4	Yeah, I got this.
0:53.6	I got this mattress I'm going to take to my stripper's house, my stripper girlfriend's townhouse, and we're going to live there.
1:03.0	Little did I know they were running a little side business out of the house.
1:06.7	It was called escorting.
1:10.8	People were sneaking in it out of the back door.
1:14.3	They were.
1:15.1	They were opening the sliding glass door at like three in the morning.
1:18.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:23.9	The 30 of the morning!
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