An IUD can stay in you for eight years.

So after they're done, the nurse hands you a sticker with a date on it

of eight years from that day,

so you know when to replace it.

So I just pop that on my windshield next to my oil change sticker.

Where else am I going to put that thing?

I got one that says valveline, one that says vulvaline.

I just look at... Just keep an eye.

I told my dad about the sticker thing, and he goes,

oh, that's interesting.

I wonder if it works the same way as a car

where it goes by either the date or the mileage.

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And making a triumphant return to the show is Kelsey Kelsey welcome back.

Yay, hi guys.

Thanks for having me back.

Well, we couldn't be happier that you agreed to come back on the show. Not something that happens very often. We're surprised. You guys are great. I love it. You know, we often say on the show that there's only two reasons why someone comes on the show. They're on their way up or on their way down. I love it. You are definitely on the way.

Way up.

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Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris and Joy Hoadaudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. TCB Infomercial Tuesday with yet another repeat customer, Kelsey Cook. I can't believe it. Someone's agreed. She's seeing her moment. She's having her moment. She's coming on the show even though she's much more popular than she was even just six months ago, which I find hard to believe. Thank you, Kelsey. Obviously our show helped catapult her. There is no doubt into the realm of superstardom. No doubt that we played a huge role in her success, and I'd like to take credit for that,

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