Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Episode#705: Bryan managed to find the single most boring PUA in the whole internet universe! And now we all have to suffer as B&K breakdown his extremely poor power point skills, his droning presentation style and never ending "Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera!" Plus, the gang discusses the yr24 asteroid that DID have a chance of hitting earth and now, suspiciously, does not. Hmmm... Watch episode #705 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Back by popular demand and for one night only.
0:06.4	Crab Apples number one Michael Jackson impersonator, Corey Lewin-Dickless.
0:12.4	Feel the rhythm.
0:13.7	Feel the beat.
0:14.9	Feel that magic right in your feet with Corey.
0:17.9	Go close your eyes and let that rhythm get into you.
0:26.6	Don't try to fight it.
0:28.6	There ain't nothing that you can do.
0:34.6	Relax the mind. Lay back and groove with mine
0:41.3	You gotta feel that he
0:44.3	Cory Lewin Dickliss does all 12 Michael Jackson albums
0:48.3	Back to Back to Back to Back at the Crab Apple, Country Club and Karaoke Hall
0:53.3	All night Dance you into the sunlight, so what will you?
1:01.7	All night.
1:02.6	Get there early and buy your tickets now.
1:05.0	This will sell out.
1:11.3	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:14.9	His client is me, basically.
1:16.6	His client looks like me.
1:18.4	And he's talking to a girl who's probably no older than 21 years old.
1:22.4	He's probably in his 40s, I would imagine.
1:26.1	And there is zero chance that this guy is going to walk away with any of these girls' phone numbers.
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