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🗓️ 17 June 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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0:00.0 | I think I'm a good dad. |
0:00.8 | I felt like the universe was testing me |
0:03.2 | leading up to being a father. |
0:04.4 | I kept having run-ins with other people's children, |
0:06.6 | which is always awkward. |
0:07.6 | Last year, I was in a hotel, |
0:08.6 | like a really nice hotel, like a high-rise hotel. |
0:11.1 | And I got on an elevator, |
0:12.3 | and it was me and a dad and his little boy, |
0:14.7 | who was probably two or three. |
0:15.9 | And then the doors closed. |
0:16.9 | We were going down. We stopped at a floor. The doors opened. Nobody got off or on. Then the doors closed. And so I said, hey, must have been a ghost. |
0:26.0 | Classic elevator humor. That's not my joke. I didn't write that. That's just an old elevator gag. |
0:32.1 | You guys didn't really laugh. They did not laugh at all. The kid started crying immediately. |
0:38.3 | Just, I was like, hey, it must have been a ghost. |
0:40.3 | The kid was like, what? |
0:41.3 | And I felt bad for the kid, but then the dad goes, hey, come on. |
0:45.3 | And I was like, pal, your kid is a little bitch. |
0:49.3 | I'm sorry, this is not my fault. |
0:52.3 | You're raising a dork who's afraid of ghost. |
0:55.6 | It was a joke. |
1:00.6 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
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