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The Commercial Break

Can ChatTCB Help The Biebs?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

EP #777: ChatTCB is hard at work. Did it blow up OpenAI? Maybe. But at least Bryan is getting onboard early with the powerful technology that is sure to destroy us all! Plus, 140,000,000 bees fall out of a truck in WA and we all sigh in relief that we don't live there. Then, Bryan teaches his kids a valuable lesson about dragonflies. They probably shouldn't drink salty pool water...but it sure does look cool! Then, Justin Bieber is on a mission to find a new mission and a cult preacher. Moving from Carl Lentz to Judah Smith, Justin has some eyebrows raising. TCB Clip: I'm Getting Double Pegged! Watch EP #777 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I just found out that I'm going to be getting double teamed, double pegged tomorrow by my wife and another beautiful redhead woman.

0:10.0

So we're going to Chili's to celebrate.

0:12.8

So let's go get a triple decker or whatever the fuck is called.

0:20.8

On this episode of the commercial break there i am blowing up the entirety of chat gpc again with my chat

0:29.2

tcb i'm asking it to do too much it's crazy i know right i said to it so i'm giving it all

0:37.4

these tasks like as the tc, you've gone deep. Encyclopedia. I'm deep into this now. I didn't want to be, but now, you know, I can't. If you can't, I was, but if you can't beat him, join them. You know what I'm saying? If everybody else is going to be ahead of me, because I'm not, I'm not going to make the same mistake I did with

0:55.1

the internet in general, or real estate, or clubhouse, or fireside, or Facebook, or Instagram,

1:02.5

or TikTok.

1:03.5

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:08.9

So 30 in the morning!

1:10.7

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. And best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Let's get into it. Let's get it all. Elon and Donald. They're making nice, nice again. So don't worry. Doom and gloom is back. It's back on the market. It's hip and trendy to be an nihilist, as they would say. The whole world falling apart. But Reggie Watts does not think so. Reggie Watts does not think so. Reggie Watts, the constant optimist, says to me via his social media post on Instagram, he says, hey, it's cool,

1:47.3

dude. It's all going to work out. This is just part of the process. I like his perspective.

1:51.0

I'm going to trust it. I'm going to trust it because otherwise it's hard to sleep at night.

1:56.8

It's hard to sleep at night. Otherwise, yeah. And then, and then hard to get out of bed.

2:01.9

It is.

2:02.6

It really is.

2:03.3

I wake up in the morning and it's like, holy shit.

2:06.1

You know, we live here in Atlanta and just recently the unrest, let's put it that way, the protests that I think people are well within their right.

2:18.2

I mean, it's in our Constitution.

2:19.9

We have a right to protest.

2:21.4

It's part right to assemble and gather and protest, whatever the fuck we feel like.

2:25.8

I do not agree with the vandalism and violence.

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