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The Commercial Break

Very Old School!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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EP #779: Bryan finds "Alabama Fraternity Consulting" on Insta and is instantly drawn into this mystical creature's world. How does this work? Who uses his services? Who is he? How is he still going to Frat parties at 55 years old?! It's VERY Old School! Then, Xena the cat is remembered. RIP to Rachel's cat who even found a place in Bryan's heart (he is not a cat guy). Call Her Daddy has an interesting question about "the body count". Finally, Bryan tells Krissy how his Disney vacation is all planned out. Every. Single. Minute. TCB Tunes: South Georgia Sean Watch EP #779 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

South Georgia Sean, he's a man of the land, crawling through the swamps with his trusted hands.

0:09.0

Alligators lurking, but he ain't scared.

0:12.5

Raccoons and snakes, they know he cares.

0:15.8

He's a trapper of the wild, he won't back down.

0:19.0

In the heart of the south, he's the talk of the town. He's a trapper of the wild, he won't back down in the heart of the south he's the talk of the town he's a

0:22.3

trapper of the wild he won't back down south georgoshan wearing nature's crown

0:28.3

with a banjo in his truck and a grin ear to ear, he talks to the critters like their family here,

0:44.0

got possums in a line like they're waiting for a show, come on y'all, it's trap time, let's put on a rodeo.

0:50.3

He's a trapper of the wild wearing rubber boots, sliding through the mud ain't got time for suits. He's a trapper of the wild wearing rubber boots Sliding through the mud ain't got time for suits

0:56.6

He's a trapper of the wild living life real loud

0:59.9

South Georgia Sean he makes the swamp proud

1:07.4

South Georgia Sean got his truck filled with bait

1:10.2

He's got a six-pack cooler and it's never too late.

1:13.6

Crawling under porches, he's got mud on his face.

1:16.6

A raccoon wears his hat in a wild game of chase.

1:19.6

He's a trapper of the wild makes the best out of scraps.

1:23.6

With a laugh and a quip, you can hear the slaps.

1:26.6

He's the trapper of the wild singing songs to the pine.

1:29.9

South Georgia Sean, he's one of a kind.

1:37.0

On this episode of the commercial break.

2:19.2

And what I just thought has been driving me crazy is you pledge. You pledge. Yes, the mail is pledge. Pledge. Oh, pledge and rush. Got it. Okay, so pledge. So, yeah, you pledge. You get in, you don't. I imagine you apply for a lot of them, probably. Yeah. Three or four, five, six, all of them. Me, I would probably do all of them because there'd be zero chance I'd get into any of them. Whoever takes me. Yeah, whoever takes me, I'd be a gamma gamma, gamma, five. Was the guy from the nerds, Delta, Delta Gamma Gamma or whatever, Delta Gamma Phi? That'd be me. I mean, he's like, he's like that guy from old school.

2:21.5

He started his own fraternity in his bedroom.

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