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You pompous, duck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, skimbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole.

On this episode of the commercial break.

Well, I realize that it's been a bit haphazard with the release schedule for the commercial break for the last couple of weeks, or maybe even a month.

But we told you at the beginning of the year, we're going to take it a little bit easy in 2026 so we don't burn ourselves out.

We have the ability to do this well into the future.

Well, you assholes couldn't leave well enough alone, and the second you don't get an episode, the minute you're supposed to get an episode, you text in, and you complain about how I don't have my episode of the commercial break, and we love you so much, and you're such a great podcast, and by the way, we're making you money by listening to your advertising and blah, blah, blah okay okay i get it i get it we're a little

behind the eight ball but guess what chrissey returns from her three and a half week vacation

tomorrow and that means tomorrow you get a brand new episode of tcb and far into the future

as our schedule normalizes until we decide to take another vacation and all hell breaks loose.

Anyway, you're not assholes. I love you. Thank you for listening to the commercial break.

Here's a mountain monsters because you asked for it. Love you. Bye.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Go on one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, another commercial. of the commercial break starts now.

Another episode of the commercial break.

Hey.

Hello.

I'm Brian Green.

This is Chrissy Houdley and best to you, Chrissy.

Best to you, Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

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