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The Commercial Break

Crinkle Cut Sack!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

EP927: Bryan & Krissy are back in studio! Bryan returns from his office in NY and bring with him the sights and sounds of the airport restroom. The place where cultures come together like a mustard and cheese sandwich...or a crinkle cut nut sack!

Transcript

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0:00.0

on this episode of the commercial break but what was really disturbing about this is his nuts were hanging out the back end of the like the leg of his shorts both them. His fucking dingle dangle,

0:21.0

these old wrinkly crinklies,

0:22.7

his fucking crinkle cut testicles were hanging out of that goddamn thing.

0:26.9

It looked like waffle fries being blown up like a balloon.

0:30.5

It was disgusting.

0:32.0

It was unnecessary.

0:33.4

It was really something that actually disturbed.

0:35.9

I went into a stall because I didn't want to be any part of it.

0:38.8

No.

0:39.1

And no part of that guy's testicle.

0:43.0

Was he tasting with him earlier?

0:44.8

I don't know.

0:45.7

I don't know.

0:46.6

But what fucking farm was this guy raised on?

0:50.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:59.5

Oh, yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

1:02.5

I'm Brian Green.

1:03.2

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.

1:05.5

Chris and Joy Haudley.

1:06.3

Best to you, Chris.

1:07.2

Best to you, Brian.

1:07.9

Best to you out there in the podcast and streaming universe. Thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it after another extended break from the commercial break. But there's good reasons behind all of this, and none of it means the commercial break is going away. So I know that there is some frustration on behalf of the listeners. We've gotten some text messages about how many best ofs we've run over the last

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