TCB Classic: Frankie-cence & Mur
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, WSHIT and the local Crab Apple government would like to make sure everybody has a happy, safe, and healthy holiday season during these unprecedented times. |
| 0:16.5 | In an effort to spread the message far and wide, our very own Surgeon General, Betty Biverman, |
| 0:23.3 | would now like to sing a very special Christmas song. |
| 0:27.8 | I don't want a lot for Christmas. |
| 0:33.6 | Just by the autonomy. |
| 0:42.3 | I don't care about the variance Because of natural immunity |
| 0:45.3 | I just want my freedom now |
| 0:50.3 | The Constitution will show us how Make my dreams come true |
| 0:57.0 | In the state of emergency and acknowledge early treatment |
| 1:05.2 | I've met in not just horse paste and hydroxychloric when |
| 1:17.0 | vitamin C and vitamin D |
| 1:20.2 | then the zinc and quesitin |
| 1:23.5 | I won't wear a useless mask |
| 1:26.6 | I don't need to stay at home |
| 1:29.7 | and my kids should go to school |
| 1:32.9 | we don't need to be alone |
| 1:36.0 | I just want my freedom now |
| 1:39.4 | the Constitution will show us how |
| 1:42.6 | make my dreams come true. |
| 1:45.0 | Baby an emergency. |
| 1:48.0 | Let's have a happy holiday, everybody. |
| 1:51.0 | As a disclaimer, WSHID is in no way responsible for any of the shit that was just sung. |
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