Cannibal Sex Doll
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Anthony and Gregg discuss the Steelers loss to the Browns in the Playoffs and how Anthony put the loss into perspective. Gregg is really into Koalas all of a sudden and Anthony talks about not being able to travel to Thailand. A guy got too drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion, Armie Hammer is 100% a cannibal and a girl is robbed at gunpoint for a dog. It's not creepy to have a sex doll, but it's very creepy to break it.
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| 0:00.0 | We've got French bulldogs a treasure hunt and a whole lot of army Arnie Hammer coming up on episode |
| 0:06.7 | 87 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal vanity project |
| 0:11.0 | Jerry baby junior rice president. It's the Sydney Crosby episode |
| 0:16.0 | You know what that means I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down |
| 0:30.7 | Shout out to you know Pittsburgh sporting legend Sydney Crosby |
| 0:35.1 | Superb |
| 0:36.7 | I am I am to me Sydney Crosby and Shumble Wamba are like one of the same, do you know what I mean? |
| 0:42.6 | I just I can't have you can't have one without the other so when I thought about I was like oh episode 87 yet Sydney Crosby's number |
| 0:50.4 | Got a throw on some chumbo Wamba lyrics, and I chose the song |
| 0:54.4 | tub thumper |
| 0:55.9 | Really that's your favorite chumbo Wamba song. Yeah, I mean, you know what it's like |
| 1:02.4 | I like it's kind of a deep dive. I went it's in my top five |
| 1:06.2 | Chumbo |
| 1:07.4 | Chumbo Wamba song songs do you think people go to chumbo Wamba? |
| 1:11.1 | Chumbo Wamba concerts and just like like wait they just like show up at the encore like what do they do the whole rest of the concert? |
| 1:18.1 | I assume they just played that song over and over again |
| 1:20.5 | Also if you remember chumbo Wamba, there are like a hundred people in the band |
| 1:23.5 | It was like everyone in the band like played one note and they just like all did it in a row |
| 1:27.7 | All right, so I would assume that it's like it's like cost prohibitive to put on shows for chumbo Wamba |
| 1:32.9 | That's why they don't really toward that often. You know I'm done like the anti fish |
| 1:37.6 | You know |
| 1:39.4 | It looks good, you know, you're kind of moving on from football to hockey |
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