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Hello, bienvenito.

One and all, welcome to a brand spanking new episode of the low-life podcast. I'm your flaming hot and spicy, seasonally depressed, white wine drinking, dick sucking. Flaming hot and spicy. Hot mess of a host. Lorenzovon.

And I am so happy to be here with you today.

There is no place I'd rather be than right here with my low lifers.

I hope you're having a beautiful day, a great week so far.

I feel like summer has just flown by.

I blinked and were in August.

The month of July was all of five minutes and 37 seconds long. I didn't even feel like I enjoyed one day of July. It was so quick.

And now I'm going to freaking Target and seeing Halloween shit everywhere. Oh, makes me anxious.

Just pump the brakes, corporate America. I'm not ready for Halloween, but I know everybody's like, spooky season, pumpkin spice lattes. There's only 20 Mondays left until Christmas. No. I mean, I know it's happening, but like no, I can't take that right now. I'm not going to subscribe to that bullshit platter. I just want to pump the breaks and enjoy the last remainder of what's left of summer because I don't feel like I actually enjoyed summer. And so I'm going to really try and drive at home this week and next week. Little Judy, my Canadian Maple Delight, thank God. She is flying in so I can see her. Oh, that will feel really good like summer. We'll be able to hang a little bit. And then I have some great guests coming up on the podcast and some styling stuff coming up. So good things looking in the future. But mental health-wise, I know people are going through it right now. So if you're feeling a bit stressed or anxious, just depressed, or you're just not in the best headspace right now, totally get it. I feel you on that one. But don't you worry, boo-boo. Don't you fret. You are in for a treat today, you have come to the right now. Totally get it. I feel you on that one, but don't you worry, Boo-boo. Don't you fret.

You are in for a treat today. You have come to the right place. We're about to turn that frown

upside down. We've got a great episode in store for you today. Before I get into this week's

solo mission episode, we're going back to our roots with a solo mission. Let's talk about mental

health. Nobody asked, but my mental health score

this week on a scale of 1 to 10 is a solid 8.2. I'm feeling pretty damn good. That's a very

high score for me. I'm going to write it to the wheels fall off because that's not the average

for me. So I'm feeling good right now, but there are some contributing factors to why my

mental health is on the upswing right now. The first contributing factor is the fact that I've got

some new eyebrows. Yes, I did. Sure did. I wouldn't have my eyebrows nanoblated. Are you familiar

with nanoblating? There's microblading, which is very popular,

but there's also nanoblating. Similar, but also very different. I'll tell you the difference.

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