Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	Today's episode of DB is sponsored by our good friends at Good Feels.
0:04.6	Welcome to the new era of refreshment, cannabis-infused seltzer.
0:09.0	Use promo code freak to get 20% off your order at shop.
0:12.7	Dot get goodfeels.com.
0:15.9	Hey, it breaks into Wednesday, October 8th, 2025 coming up on the program today.
0:20.1	I've been accused of crimes of
0:21.8	vandalism I didn't commit, but I fully support. Plus, a crybaby loser gets busted, passing
0:27.9	around forged checks, and Taylor Swift is singing the praises of Travis Kelsey's massive dong.
0:34.0	All coming up today.
0:38.7	Distorted View Daily proudly presents that one time a TV listener masturbated with
0:45.3	OroGel.
0:47.0	All right.
0:47.6	This is the window liquor.
0:50.1	And I'm about to pull off a stunt for the distorted view show.
0:55.6	As you can see here, my penis is absolutely small.
0:59.9	Yeah, small penis.
1:02.8	The stunt that I'm going to be doing is masturbating with a loob,
1:08.7	but it's a particular lube of choice.
1:13.3	Orgia.
1:16.0	So, yeah, you can see why now that this is a stunt.
1:22.5	So, first of all, I'm just going to get my little penis up.
1:31.0	This is not my masturbating hand
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