Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have a Job” 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tay’s “Good Wood” (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: “We Love Jesus” Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Today’s hotline […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Friday, October 10th, |
| 0:03.3 | 2025. Coming up on the program today, |
| 0:05.6 | a Snoop Dog special ed wrap. |
| 0:08.0 | Plus, baiting your dong to that good beat, beat, beat. |
| 0:11.5 | Saving your bloody tampons up to get revenge on your ex-boyfriend. |
| 0:15.4 | And we put some satanic curses on meat skeleton. |
| 0:18.3 | All this, put your voicemails. |
| 0:20.1 | This is the latest one. It curses on meat skeleton. All this, but your voicemails! Jedi! |
| 0:25.6 | This is the latest swing thing. |
| 0:27.2 | Sex in the kitchen. |
| 0:30.7 | It's a combination of free love and the health food cake. |
| 0:33.0 | Throw out the dildos, the vibrators. |
| 0:35.9 | Get yourself some nice, fresh fruit and vegetables. |
| 0:37.2 | A cumber? |
| 0:38.5 | A banana? |
| 0:40.8 | Have your little fun. |
| 0:45.2 | And when it's all over, the pretty little lady will make you a fresh salad. |
| 0:46.8 | The Swing Thing. |
| 0:52.9 | The film with a group of lovely ladies that will involve you in a variety of swinging sexual happenings. |
| 0:55.4 | Guaranteed to turn on, even even the swinging of you swingers out there let me introduce you to the rest of the girls this is |
| 1:02.6 | a fran you may recognize her from the kitchen this is monica cute little thing |
| 1:08.4 | isn't she and carroll each of them have their own special trick to make them the life of this or any party. |
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