Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought you by Good Feels, T-H-C-infused Seltzer.
0:05.9	High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz.
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0:11.9	F-R-E-A-K at shop.
0:14.3	Dot get-goodfeels.com.
0:17.1	Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, October 6, 2025.
0:20.0	Coming up on the program today, introducing Frankie, the anti-Semitic vampire.
0:24.4	Plus, a violent sermon from a nearby hate preacher,
0:27.9	when you're a little too interested in decapitated sea lion heads,
0:31.7	and the Terminator of Birds terrorizes local swans.
0:35.5	All coming up today.
0:38.5	Distorted View Daily.
0:40.6	Proudly presents an elderly woman,
0:43.2	talking to sound clips of herself on the phone.
0:46.4	I can not use the bathroom.
0:49.6	Didn't they, huh?
0:51.6	Who's this?
0:53.3	Who's this, Colin? I didn't call you. My phone rang.
0:59.6	My phone rang. And you, you went to talking.
1:05.3	That is in here. My phone wrong is. I come in here and get their receiver and receive
1:10.7	and you're on there.
1:13.0	I didn't know.
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