Taxi Evasion

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2013

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Marcelo brings the case against his girlfriend, Sam. When Sam takes off early from a night out, Marcelo would like her to take a cab home. Sam thinks he's not respecting her ability to walk home smartly and safely. Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.1	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.3	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:43.4	This week, Taxi Evasion.
0:46.0	Marcello brings the case against his girlfriend Sam.
0:49.2	When Sam takes off early from a night out, Marcello would like her to take a cab home.
0:54.3	Some things he's not respecting her ability to walk home, smart and safe.
1:00.0	Who's right?
1:01.0	Who's wrong?
1:02.0	Only one man can decide.
1:03.7	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:07.1	Gee, it's great after being out late.
1:11.3	Walk in my Baylif back home.
1:15.3	Arm in arm over meadow and farm.
1:19.0	Walk in my Baylif back home.
1:22.8	We go along, harmonizing a song.
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