Odor in the Court

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2013

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Andrea says her boyfriend Christopher doesn't shower or change his clothes often enough. Christopher says it's his aesthetic, he doesn't smell, and he's happy the way he is! This episode with Jesse Thorn on the Judge's bench!

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast, guest starring Judge Jesse Thorn.
0:43.2	I'm your bailiff, Jordan Morris.
0:45.2	This week, odor in the court, Christopher brings the case against his girlfriend, Andrea.
0:50.4	Andrea says that Christopher rewares his clothing too often and doesn't care for the clothes
0:55.0	properly.
0:56.0	Christopher says that he doesn't smell and he's happy with the way the clothes look.
0:59.7	So what's the problem?
1:00.9	Who's right?
1:01.9	Who's wrong?
1:02.9	Only one man can decide.
1:04.5	Please rise as Judge Jesse Thorn enters the courtroom.
1:07.7	Hello, everyone.
1:09.7	Thank you very much.
1:10.7	Thank you very much.
1:11.7	Please hold your applause for the end.
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