Lawn and Order

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2013

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jumi brings the case against her husband, Josh. Josh thinks they need a riding mower to tame their front and backyards. Jumi says the idea is absurd and impractical. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.3	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.7	I'm guest bailiff Scott Atsit.
0:43.6	This week, Lawn and Order.
0:46.0	Jimmy brings the case against her husband, Josh.
0:49.2	Josh thinks they need a writing more to tame their front and back yards.
0:52.7	Jimmy says the idea is absurd and impractical.
0:55.8	Who's right?
0:56.8	Who's wrong?
0:57.8	Only one man can decide.
1:00.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:05.2	There's no one knows your life better than a bailiff that's near your age.
1:09.8	He knows who you are and what you are better than anyone on earth.
1:14.0	My bailiff and I said some unforgivable things the last time we met.
1:18.3	And I'm trying to put that behind me.
1:21.7	And this trip is a hard swallow of my pride.
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