Tammie Brown Spins Kelly's Head Round And Round

The Kelly Mantle Show

Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5.0 • 578 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In the premiere episode of The Kelly Mantle Show, Kelly and Tammie talk about mysterious disappearances, porta-potty prostitutes, ice cream socials, Bulgarian lovers, ASMR, Tammie’s tarantula toupée, and her lack of brand partnerships. Enter at your own risk! Tammie Brown IG: @planettammie https://bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. And this is the Kelly Mantle show. Won't you, even though I always end up where I'm supposed to be?
0:34.6	Isn't that extraordinary? To me, time is timeless. Space is spaceless. And age and numbers and years are just
0:48.2	fears inching towards our death. After all, that's the only thing we all have in common is death. You know, we all get along
0:58.7	at stop signs and stop lights, allowing each other to move according to law. Regardless of our
1:06.5	beliefs, why can't we apply that to the real world? Isn't it wonderful? The world is ending
1:15.6	and here we are pretending that everything's going to be just fine in these trump-bulchewish
1:20.6	times. And I'm okay with that because I subscribe to delusion. It's an app on my phone connected to my VINMO,
1:29.3	and I won't mind if you tip me at Kelly Mantle.
1:33.3	I'll use it for trips to Nice and the Isle of Greece and charity.
1:39.3	After all, what can you get a woman who has everything she's ever dreamed of?
1:50.0	A gorgeous husband, an Oscar's consideration, an episode of Rupal's Drag Race.
2:00.0	A podcast. Paul's drag race.
2:01.8	A podcast.
2:04.2	Of course.
2:05.8	You get her a podcast.
2:07.7	What more could she ask for?
2:10.4	She was dreaming like a Texan girl.
2:13.2	A girl who thinks she has the right to everything.
2:17.0	A girl who thinks she should have something extreme.
2:19.9	So I have a podcast.
2:22.5	Won't you join me?
2:25.8	We are like totally podcasting.
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