Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, but doesn't it get lonely there at the bottom?

And I say, no, not for a whore. Hors never get lonely because we love ourselves

the most. And they say, but Kelly, you've been in Hollywood for so long. You must know so many

celebrities. Have you ever licked any of their rectums? And I say, well, of course I have,

darling. Why do you think I'm constantly gurgling with champagne? I've been with actors and

athletes and astronauts and rock stars and washed up stars and politicians in the back of dirty bars.

But none of them do it for me.

You know who really does it for me?

Is me.

I am my own dinosaur weekend, my own gay jamboree.

And so I encourage you, my listeners, to love yourselves unapologetically.

And don't take life too seriously.

I mean, it's only life after all. In the words of my dear friend Coco Peru, who gives a shit?

It's only going to get worse and then we're going to die.

Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show.

You're violently happy, aren't you?

Yes.

You really are.

Yeah, it's so joyful.

I ooze joy.

My guest today needs no introduction because she is literally a legend.

Her face is on the Mount Rushmore of Drag, and she was there when they built it.

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