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The Kelly Mantle Show

Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5.0 • 578 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Summary

On The Kelly Mantle Show, Kelly invites special celebrity guests to endure a most divinely bizarre and uncomfortable interview. Kelly believes that laughter is life's lubricant, and these hilarious deep dives are a guaranteed good time that will leave you begging for more. Episode release weekly on Wednesdays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:03.0	Bang, bang!
0:06.0	Isn't that extraordinary?
0:09.0	FAA!
0:10.0	Time is timeless.
0:15.0	That's none of your goddamn business.
0:17.0	Space is spaceless.
0:19.0	Put queen things in queen hands. And age and numbers and years are
0:24.6	just fears inching towards our death. My great aunt was murdered. Isn't that extraordinary? How does that make
0:33.4	you feel, Kelly Mantles? It makes me feel mighty real, muddy real.
0:38.3	You are looking at a lot of money.
0:41.3	She has an Olympic medal for collecting stamps.
0:43.3	Yang Yang, soulmate.
0:45.3	I am seriously freaking out right now.
0:47.3	And their dicks will be so moist.
0:49.3	They're gonna stick to the kitty litter.
0:51.3	Bam, right on the glass.
0:52.3	Pepperoni. It will literally help your sick grandma if you watch this show.
0:58.0	I ate the sperm.
0:59.0	And I would like to be sponsored to work with Kelly Mantles for the rest of my life.
1:04.0	So, thanks.
1:05.0	And I want you to subscribe so that we can be billionaires in five weeks.
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