Tammie Brown is Back Again! Please Send Help!

The Kelly Mantle Show

Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5.0 • 578 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Tammie Brown is back once again to take us to places we never asked to go and inspire emotions we weren't aware we had. Kelly works hard to get down to the marrow of Tammie’s relationship with her father, her feelings on air travel, and her public freakout at a Provincetown costume contest. IG: @planettammie Kelly IG: @kellymantle Kelly TikTok: @thekellymantle Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/MANTLE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. https://bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:02.5	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:05.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:07.4	And this is the Kelly Mantle show.
0:10.6	Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio?
0:13.4	Hello. When I was younger and right out of college, I was taxed with the task of having to file my taxes for the first time ever.
0:41.3	This was before I could afford a tax preparer or even had the income in which to need one.
0:45.3	And as I was perusing the volumes of paperwork that stood before me,
0:49.3	I was assaulted by the names of all these forms I'd never seen before.
0:54.2	1099.
0:56.6	Miscellaneous,
0:58.0	007, 9021010,
1:00.6	expenditures.
1:03.3	And I wanted to pull the wig right out of my hair.
1:07.1	I said, why wasn't I taught this in secondary school?
1:11.7	It's the law.
1:13.3	We're taught how to drive and driver's ed.
1:16.1	Why aren't we taught how to do our taxes?
1:18.4	I mean, you can serve time if you don't do your taxes, unless, of course, you're Donald Trump.
1:25.0	But instead, I was taught what would happen if you mix hydrogen peroxide with sodium iodine
1:32.6	to create an elephant toothpaste. And I can assure you that in all of my lifetime, I have never
1:39.7	needed to know how to make elephant toothpaste. But I did need to know how to file my taxes,
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