Katya, Kelly, and Cockroaches Have a Kiki

The Kelly Mantle Show

Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5.0 • 578 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

It's bring your boss to work day! Global superstar and co-executive producer of this podcast, Katya, comes inside the Kelly Mantle Studio. Kelly & Katya talk about a smorgasbord of subjects including cockroaches in tiaras, elephant toothpaste, Cracker Barrel lingerie, Chinese balloons, Bjork, and the infamous blue set. Watch now before we delete it, bald! IG: @katya_zamo Kelly IG: @kellymantle Kelly TikTok: @thekellymantle https://bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:03.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:05.9	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:08.7	And this is the Kelly Mantle show.
0:12.1	Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio? In lieu of my soliloquy, I thought today I would take some audience questions.
0:33.0	Dear Kelly, I want to be famous, but I don't want to have to work for it. What do I do? Signed Katia.
0:39.4	Well, Katia, unfortunately, sometimes you have to have secondary forms of employment in order to
0:44.9	reach your dreams and aspirations. It's explained in the artist way. I know I had my fair share of
0:51.4	odd jobs before becoming an Oscar-winning actress. I was a professional mourner.
0:56.0	I would show up to people's funerals and cry over their dead bodies.
1:01.0	I was also a dog the bounty hunter impersonator on Hollywood Boulevard.
1:05.0	But when times got really tough, I had to turn to phone sex work.
1:10.0	But I was able to make double the money
1:12.3	because I was able to be two people at one time in the menagerie department. People would call
1:19.0	in looking for couples, swingers, cackles, and I would get on the phone with them and I would make my money.
1:30.8	Hello.
1:32.0	Hello, this is Ramona.
1:34.9	Hi, Ramona.
1:35.7	Are you there with your husband?
1:37.4	Yeah, I'm here.
1:39.3	What's your name?
1:40.5	Dick.
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