Viral Sensation: Brendan Jordan! Like You've Never Seen Her Before!

The Kelly Mantle Show

Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5.0 • 578 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

It's the 10 year anniversary of Brendan Jordan's viral video, and she's still living for the applause! Brendan and Kelly talk about the video, jet fuel, witchcraft, Helen Keller, and what life was like for Brendan on the Little House on the Prairie...or was it a ranch? We may never know. Theydies & Gentlethem...Brendan Jordan! Kelly IG: @kellymantle Kelly TikTok: @thekellymantle https://bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:02.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:05.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:08.0	And this is the Kelly Mantle show.
0:11.0	Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio? Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
0:32.0	Electric word life, it means forever, and that's a mighty long time.
0:35.5	But I'm here to tell you there's something else.
0:39.6	I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a six sense of humor,
0:46.7	and when I die, I expect to find him laughing. He'll say, Kelly, book me a table at a cafe where the waiters know me.
0:57.5	I'm in the mood for adulation.
1:00.9	And I'll say, God, sometimes you just don't come through.
1:06.3	Do you need a woman to care for you?
1:09.5	And he'll say, why, baby?
1:11.7	What are you going to do?
1:13.8	And I'll say ride.
1:16.2	Just ride.
1:19.1	Down at the pink pony club.
1:24.1	Welcome to the Kelly Mantle studio.
1:30.3	Won't you come inside? Today we have a witchy, witchy, witchy, witchy, witchy, witchy, witchy, witchy, witchy
1:34.3	one with us.
1:35.3	She has been around for many, many lifetimes and many incarnations.
1:40.3	She was burned at the stake along with Joan of Arc.
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