Talking Simpsons - Pranksta Rap With Bryan Quinby
Talking Simpsons
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4.2 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 135 minutes
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Summary
"Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin. It encourages punching, boastfulness, and rudeness to hos!" - Marge Simpson
Despite the protests of his mother, Bart sneaks off to a rap-style music concert and then fakes his own kidnapping in an attempt to get away with it. But when the adults in his life all profit from this fraudulent Bart-jacking, Lisa learns that moral issues are often grey and sometimes feature pool parties.
Our guest: Bryan Quinby from the Guys podcast
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
| 0:05.2 | Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill, |
| 0:09.9 | The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:17.5 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:39.4 | Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast that encourages punching boastfulness and rudeness to hose. |
| 0:46.2 | I'm one of your host, the Little Yellow Cracker, Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today as always. |
| 0:48.2 | Still keeping it real, Henry Gilbert. |
| 0:50.2 | And who is our special guest on the line? |
| 0:53.6 | In the monster museum in the basement of my limo, Brian. |
| 0:57.4 | And this week's episode is Pranksta. |
| 0:58.0 | Rap. |
| 1:01.3 | Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin. |
| 1:05.9 | It encourages punching, boastfulness, and rudeness to hose. |
| 1:07.1 | Step off, Mom. |
| 1:09.1 | Rap is the poetry of the street. |
| 1:12.1 | It's the quote so nice we had to use it twice. |
| 1:15.5 | And this week's episode aired on February 13th, 2005. |
| 1:19.9 | And as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:24.0 | Oh my God. |
| 1:26.5 | Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. |
| 1:28.5 | Hitch tops the box office. |
| 1:32.7 | Britney Spears and Kanye West win big at the 47th Grammy Awards. |
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