Talking Simpsons - Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy With Mike Drucker
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 137 minutes
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Summary
"Dad... How come you never gave me any encouragement? Maybe I could have been something more than I am. Like a travel agent... to a great scientist. Or the inventor of a hilarious refrigerator alarm." - Homer Simpson
When Homer and Marge encounter a lull in their sex life, Abe Simpson steps in with a home remedy—and soon the entire town is hooked. The father and son duo hit the road to sell their potentially dangerous snake oil, unaware they've convinced the children of Springfield they're part of a vast conspiracy involving reverse vampires.
Our guest: Mike Drucker, comedy writer and author of the book, Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
| 0:05.2 | Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill, |
| 0:09.9 | The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:16.3 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:37.2 | Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast that'll put the Zousers back in your trousers. |
| 0:41.0 | I'm one of your host, the Liquid Lothario Bob Mackey, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always. |
| 0:44.2 | Recording directly from the utility room, it's Henry Gilbert. |
| 0:48.0 | And who is our special guest on the line? |
| 0:49.9 | It's Mike Drucker. |
| 0:52.7 | Sex! |
| 0:55.0 | And this week's episode is |
| 0:57.2 | Grandpa versus sexual inadequacy. |
| 1:00.7 | Well, this calls for a celebration. |
| 1:05.8 | I will. |
| 1:18.6 | This episode originally on December 4th, 1994, and as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:22.6 | Oh my God! |
| 1:28.1 | Trapped in Paradise flops hard at number seven against the Santa Claus. |
| 1:32.4 | Popular fighting game series Tekin begins in the arcades of Japan. |
| 1:40.1 | And macho man, Randy Savage, officially makes a jump from WWF to WCW as the wrestling wars heat up. |
| 1:42.1 | Trapped in Paradise, what is this? |
| 1:45.5 | I remember being on Comedy Central a ton when I was a youth. |
| 1:53.8 | It is the Nicholas Cage, John Levitts, and Dana Carvey are trapped in like a Midwestern cold place for the holidays. |
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