Talking Simpsons - Homer Badman With Mattie Lubchansky
Talking Simpsons
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🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
"It's just hard not to listen to TV; it's spent so much more time raising us than you have." - Bart Simpson
After a trip to a candy convention, Homer lands hot water when his attempt to extract a precious gummi from the babysitter's butt gets misconstrued as sexual harassment. As a media circus surrounds his home and makes his life a living hell, Homer finds an unlikely savior in a lone Scottish pervert.
Our Guest: Cartoonist Mattie Lubchansky
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons. |
| 0:05.2 | Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill, |
| 0:09.9 | The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more. |
| 0:17.5 | I heartily endorse this event or product. |
| 0:38.4 | Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, where cats eventually turn into dogs. |
| 0:46.2 | I'm one of your host, Indignation Coordinator Bob Mackie, and this is the Talking Simpsons Network's chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always. |
| 0:48.6 | Still hugging my TV, Henry Gilbert. |
| 0:50.7 | And who is our special guest on the line? |
| 0:53.8 | And I'm sweet, sweet can, Maddie Lipschansky. |
| 0:57.7 | And this week's episode is Homer, Badman. |
| 1:01.1 | Oh, no, the candy conventioneers tracked us down. |
| 1:04.1 | There he is. |
| 1:06.2 | There's the man that sexually harassed me. |
| 1:07.4 | Oh, woo! |
| 1:09.3 | For a minute there, I thought it was in big trouble. |
| 1:10.3 | It's just a... This week's episode originally aired on November 27th, 1994, and as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
| 1:21.3 | Oh my God! |
| 1:23.7 | Happy Thanksgiving, 1994. |
| 1:26.0 | The Santa Claus tops the box office on its third week. |
| 1:30.1 | The Pagemaster is a gigantic failure for McCulley Culkin. |
| 1:33.8 | And boys to men have their second top song on the Billboard charts with Onbended Knee. |
| 1:40.5 | After I'll Make Love to You was like the number one song of the year. |
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