TALES FROM THE TRAIL

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs. Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit. I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.8	Hey, are you Gek?
0:03.8	Yeah, who are you?
0:04.8	I'm Ivy.
0:05.8	It's nice to meet you to Geck.
0:06.8	Hey, nice to meet you,
0:08.0	too, man. What's going on?
0:09.2	Ah, not for much.
0:10.2	I'm excited for Thanksgiving.
0:11.3	Are you excited for Thanksgiving? I mean you know it's a little bit
0:16.0	depressing but like I don't care that much about holidays. I like I'll tell you this I like, I'll tell you this, I like seasons. I don't care about days. Days are stupid, but
0:28.1	seasons are nice and I enjoy November and December. I enjoy Christmas lights. I enjoy the Halloween season, you know, I mean, the holiday season is October to December. There's not really any other like holidays outside of that time and
0:46.4	there's Valentine's Day and the 4th of July I guess but you know I don't I don't know why is there as I get older holidays matter to me less
0:56.4	unless I think they'll continue to not matter until I have kids if I ever have
1:01.0	kids and then you kind of like you then I feel like at that point you you like vicariously
1:07.1	relive the magic of the holidays through them but until then it's like I don't care about, you know.
1:17.0	It's like I don't know.
1:19.0	I don't know. I don't know. I think I'm trying to sound cool right now.
1:22.0	What's up with you, Ivy, what are you, what's,
1:24.0	Tom, all right, well fuck it, why are you excited for
1:26.0	for Thanksgiving?
1:27.0	What do you like about it?
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