“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt. Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing. You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.8	What's your name, Big Money Player?
0:04.1	Uh, this is Derek.
0:05.8	Derek.
0:06.3	You ever seen the, uh, no, Disney Channel show called Life with Derek?
0:11.6	How have I not seen that? Is that like a lot older or how old are you? I'm 29.
0:18.8	You would have you maybe you were too old for Disney Channel when it came out
0:24.3	probably yeah I was more of a Nickelodeon kid you know okay would you watch on Nickelodeon
0:29.8	uh... fucked on the blues bro. That was my shit.
0:33.0	That's cool.
0:35.0	I remember when the Blues Clues movie came out and they had the dog,
0:40.0	the dog was in a costume, and it was a crazy game changer to me. I actually saw that and was like how did they do that?
0:49.0	How did they make this film come alive?
0:52.0	And I'm imagine like seeing that at a young age man is mind blowing.
0:57.6	Well Derek I assume you didn't call in to talk about how awesome the Blue School's movie was.
1:04.0	I did not you're correct although I could if you want to.
1:09.0	Tell me what you wanted to talk about initially.
1:14.0	Yeah so... you wanted to talk about initially? Yeah, so I have very overbearing parents.
1:18.0	They, even at the age of 29, they really don't give me much freedom and it's it's concerning to say the least
1:30.0	Okay when you say they don't give you much freedom, well, I mean they have a few questions, but, okay, when you say that,
1:39.2	freedom to do what, specifically, what things do they not give you the freedom to do
1:44.4	Just like normal adult things like they won't even let me move out of their house even though I have definitely the financial means to be able to do it
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