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Therapy Gecko

“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options. Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old. Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello.

0:03.4

Hey, what's up?

0:04.7

This Lyle?

0:05.9

Yeah, who's this?

0:07.3

Oh, this is Matt?

0:09.1

What's up Matt?

0:10.1

Oh, shit.

0:11.1

Well, life's been pretty terrible in all honesty.

0:14.0

Let's fucking get into it baby.

0:17.0

Well, I guess since COVID hit I've been kind of stuck in this house taking care of my 94 year old aunt.

0:29.0

Well, yeah, and her help has just kind of been getting worse and worse over time, you know,

0:35.9

doesn't forget who I am or anything, but, you know, she's kind of in La La Land, you know what I'm saying?

0:47.0

You know, I'm saying you know I just got to like I take care of everything I make her food and I have to clean up after and that sort of thing and it's just been very stressful.

0:57.0

How often does she get diarrhea that you have to clean?

1:01.0

Well, she doesn't get diarrhea.

1:02.0

It's more like she goes to the bathroom and there's a, how can I say there's little presents left behind?

1:08.8

Sometimes she doesn't make it to the toilet fully.

1:11.2

So like you're picking up logs that you're picking up a by logs by logs is that like

1:21.1

side logs?

1:23.0

Side logs, yeah.

1:26.0

Yeah, that occur on the way from the chair that she sits in all day to the bathroom.

1:32.0

Okay, what else?

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