“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options. Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old. Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:03.4	Hey, what's up?
0:04.7	This Lyle?
0:05.9	Yeah, who's this?
0:07.3	Oh, this is Matt?
0:09.1	What's up Matt?
0:10.1	Oh, shit.
0:11.1	Well, life's been pretty terrible in all honesty.
0:14.0	Let's fucking get into it baby.
0:17.0	Well, I guess since COVID hit I've been kind of stuck in this house taking care of my 94 year old aunt.
0:29.0	Well, yeah, and her help has just kind of been getting worse and worse over time, you know,
0:35.9	doesn't forget who I am or anything, but, you know, she's kind of in La La Land, you know what I'm saying?
0:47.0	You know, I'm saying you know I just got to like I take care of everything I make her food and I have to clean up after and that sort of thing and it's just been very stressful.
0:57.0	How often does she get diarrhea that you have to clean?
1:01.0	Well, she doesn't get diarrhea.
1:02.0	It's more like she goes to the bathroom and there's a, how can I say there's little presents left behind?
1:08.8	Sometimes she doesn't make it to the toilet fully.
1:11.2	So like you're picking up logs that you're picking up a by logs by logs is that like
1:21.1	side logs?
1:23.0	Side logs, yeah.
1:26.0	Yeah, that occur on the way from the chair that she sits in all day to the bathroom.
1:32.0	Okay, what else?
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